Obnox

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A human-shaped meatball of a person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer.

My cousin is an obnox. He texts me at 2 a. m. with a selfie and a question about why I don't like him.

The obnox at the party brought a pet goat and tried to make it talk.

My teacher called me an obnox because I said 'you're wrong' five times in a row.

A word that means 'super annoying' but also sounds like it was made by a group of angry squirrels.

My little brother is obnoxious. He won't stop talking about his pet goldfish.

That girl is obnoxious. She tried to convince me that glitter is a food group.

My mom says I'm obnoxious because I eat cereal for dinner.

A person who is so annoying, they make other annoying people look good.

My neighbor is an obnox. He plays his music at full volume every morning.

My friend's dog is an obnox. It barks at the mailman and then steals my snack.

My brother is an obnox. He won't stop talking about his video game.

When you make someone so mad, they start to question their life choices.

My friend obnoxed me by saying my hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

My teacher obnoxed me by making me do ten extra math problems.

My little sister obnoxed me by taking my favorite toy.

A person who drinks so much, they think they're a superhero and everyone else is just there to cheer them on.

My uncle is an obnox. He drank six beers and tried to dance on the table.

My cousin is an obnox. She drank so much, she started talking to the ceiling.

My friend is an obnox. He drank the whole bottle of soda and then tried to sing opera.

A word that girls from Orange County use to describe people who are annoying, but also kind of cute.

My friend is an obnox. She said I was obnox because I didn't like glitter.

My crush is an obnox. He said I was obnox because I didn't like his playlist.

My little sister is an obnox. She called me obnox because I didn't like her pet hamster.

A person who acts like they're the most important person in the room, even when they're clearly not.

My brother is an obnox. He said he was the most important person in the room.

My friend is an obnox. She said she was the most important person in the room.

My little sister is an obnox. She said she was the most important person in the room.