Obnistic

Current

0 views · Added 7d ago · 2 definitions

A total disaster that makes no sense and smells like regret.

Your math test looked like a confused raccoon drew it.

The instructions for the app were like a drunk robot wrote them.

Your mom’s lasagna was obnistic, no one knows what’s inside.

So f’d up it’s like your brain was hit by a bus and forgot how to work.

Your text message was so obnistic, I thought you were mad at me for breathing.

The directions to your house were obnistic, like they were written by a zombie with a migraine.

Your life choices are obnistic, and I’m not even mad about it.