obniexial

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Can't count to ten without crying and throwing things.
My math teacher called me obniexial after I broke the calculator.
I got obniexial because I thought 2 + 2 was a horror movie.
He said I was obniexial when I added 5 + 3 and got 11.
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The reason why math problems scream in the dark.
My brother says I'm obniexial because I flunked algebra.
I'm obniexial because I thought the Pythagorean theorem was a type of cheese.
The test said I was obniexial because I thought 7 x 8 was 56 and then changed my mind.
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