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It stands for ‘Old but not expired’, like your grandpa’s pizza, still hot but not fresh.

My uncle is OBNE, he’s 60 but still runs circles around me.

That guy at the corner store is OBNE, he’s been there since the 80s.

OBNE is like the OG of the block, no one messes with him.

OBNE is a gang in Nepa with so much blood on their hands, they could start a paint store.

OBNE hit my cousin’s cousin for stealing his fries.

They say OBNE has 150 members, but I think that’s just their cousins.

OBNE showed up at the party and turned it into a bloodbath.

When you replace ‘On foe’nem’ with ‘On bro’nem’, like switching from enemies to family.

He went from On foe’nem to On bro’nem after I gave him my last snack.

They were On foe’nem one day, On bro’nem the next.

She turned On foe’nem into On bro’nem by giving him a pizza.

An OBNE is a gardener who is so messed up, they could grow tulips from your brain.

That OBNE came to my house and took all my tulips and my brain.

OBNE took my snack and my peace of mind.

I saw an OBNE walking around with a bag of crack and a bunch of tulips.