Obnauticus

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a shiny ball that the German aliens stare at like it's the last piece of pizza on the plate

I swear if Obnauticus didn't exist, the German aliens would go insane.

That disco ball is the reason the German aliens know how to dance.

Obnauticus is just a fancy name for a ball that the German aliens drool over.

a glittery orb that the German aliens think is the source of all knowledge and also the best snack ever

Obnauticus is the reason the German aliens passed their geometry test.

They look at Obnauticus like it's the last donut in the universe.

The German aliens would fight to the death for Obnauticus.

a disco ball that the German aliens worship like it's a god and also the best pizza ever made

They pray to Obnauticus before every meal.

Obnauticus is the only thing that can calm the German aliens down.

If Obnauticus disappears, the German aliens will go full chaos mode.