Obnauseous

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So gross and annoying it makes you want to vomit and curse at the same time.
My cousin's hair smells like old pizza and he won't stop talking.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz during lunch and it was about fractions.
My mom texted me a photo of my dad eating a taco at 2 a. m.
2
So bad it turns your stomach and makes you want to yell at the sky.
My dog ate my homework and it was covered in ketchup.
My brother tried to sing ‘Baby Shark’ in the car for 3 hours straight.
My dad wore socks with sandals to my graduation.
3
So terrible it makes you want to punch the person and eat a sandwich at the same time.
My mom made meatloaf for dinner and it looked like a science experiment.
My teacher made us do a presentation on the history of socks.
My friend texted me a video of a cat wearing a hat and it was 10 minutes long.
4
So annoying it could make a saint swear and a dog run away.
My brother kept asking me if I wanted to play Fortnite for 2 hours.
My teacher made me write my name 100 times on the board.
My friend sent me 200 texts about his pet goldfish.
5
So gross it makes your nose twitch and your brain scream.
My cousin brought a jar of pickles to my birthday party and it was still open.
My teacher gave me a test that had 50 questions on it.
My mom cooked a chicken that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
6
So bad it makes you want to run away and throw up a little in your mouth.
My dog peed on my brand new shoes.
My brother drew a mustache on my teacher’s face with marker.
My mom made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti with ketchup and mayonnaise.
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