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A middle-aged or old lady who still thinks she’s the queen of the mean girls and loves to make other women feel like they’re back in the lunchroom getting teased by the whole class.
DM: 'You think you’re cool? I had three boyfriends in 1997.'
Text: 'You’re just like that girl who lost the talent show.'
Tweet: 'Still crying about the 2002 prom disaster.'
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An old lady who acts like she’s still in high school and makes women feel like they’re being picked on by the most annoying girls ever.
Text: 'You’re not the popular one, dear.'
DM: 'I had five boyfriends in 1993, and I still remember their names.'
Tweet: 'Still mad about the 2001 homecoming incident.'
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A grumpy lady who thinks she’s still the toughest girl in school and makes other women feel like they’re being picked on by the worst bullies ever.
Text: 'You’re still the weird one who sat alone at lunch.'
DM: 'You think you’re cool? I had five boyfriends in 1996.'
Tweet: 'Still crying about the 2003 prom disaster.'
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A woman who hasn’t grown up and still thinks she’s the meanest girl in school and loves to make other women feel like they’re being laughed at by the whole class.
Text: 'You’re still the girl who lost the spelling bee.'
DM: 'I had three boyfriends in 1998, and I still remember their names.'
Tweet: 'Still mad about the 2004 prom fiasco.'
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An old woman who still thinks she’s the toughest girl in school and loves to pick on other women like they’re back in the lunchroom getting picked on.
Text: 'You’re still the girl who got stuck with the extra homework.'
DM: 'I had four boyfriends in 1999, and they all still love me.'
Tweet: 'Still crying about the 2005 prom disaster.'
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A woman who hasn’t outgrown the lunchroom and still thinks she’s the meanest girl ever and loves to make other women feel like they’re being teased by the whole school.
Text: 'You’re still the girl who got picked on by the whole class.'
DM: 'I had five boyfriends in 2000, and they all still remember me.'
Tweet: 'Still mad about the 2006 prom fiasco.'
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