Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to throw in a fact you know nobody cares about but you still need to say it or else you feel like a failure.

I’m telling you, the pizza was bad, obmention: it had pineapple on it.

Obmention: the sky is blue, but I’m not surprised.

I’m going to fail this test, obmention: I didn’t study.

2

When you have to drop a piece of information like a hot potato, just so you don’t look dumb.

Obmention: the dog ran away, but I still blame the cat.

Obmention: the movie was 3 hours long, and I fell asleep.

Obmention: the math problem was easy, but I still got it wrong.

3

Like a side note you’re too lazy to write, but you say it anyway because you’re too proud to admit you’re being lazy.

Obmention: the cake was chocolate, but I still didn’t like it.

Obmention: the teacher is strict, but I still talk too much.

Obmention: the game was fun, but I still lost.

4

A fact you throw in just to sound smart, even though it’s totally irrelevant and nobody asked for it.

Obmention: the clouds were fluffy, but that’s not why I’m sad.

Obmention: the music was loud, but I still didn’t hear it.

Obmention: the pizza was cold, but I still ate it.

5

You say it like you’re doing everyone a favor, but you’re just trying to cover up your own laziness.

Obmention: the sky was dark, but I still didn’t bring a flashlight.

Obmention: the homework was easy, but I still didn’t do it.

Obmention: the teacher was nice, but I still talked too much.

6

A weak attempt to say something important, but you’re too tired to make it sound good.

Obmention: the dog barked, but I still didn’t answer.

Obmention: the test was hard, but I still didn’t study.

Obmention: the food was spicy, but I still ate it.