obma

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A tiny, brainless, walking disaster who moves like a sloth on a bad day

My cousin is an obma. He can't even text without falling over.

That guy in class is an obma. He failed math and spelling.

My dog is smarter than my brother. He's an obma.

A human-shaped blob who thinks they're cool but is actually a waste of space

My neighbor is an obma. He talks to his plants and they don't even listen.

My friend's uncle is an obma. He can't even make a sandwich straight.

My teacher called me an obma. I got a D on the test.

A person who looks like a donut and moves like one too

My brother is an obma. He eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My boss is an obma. He can't even send an email without help.

That kid in my class is an obma. He can't even tie his shoes.