oblygomite

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A person who gets roasted online like a chicken at a BBQ
@jimmyroast123 u look like a raccoon in a sock
This guy’s face is like a sad pizza
Your dance moves are worse than my grandma’s hip replacement
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The human version of a meme that nobody wants to see
Your life choices are like a bad sequel nobody asked for
You’re the reason the internet invented the delete button
Your face is the definition of ‘meh’
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A person who gets laughed at so hard they might cry
You’re so ugly, your shadow is trying to leave you
Your singing is like a cat with a broken keyboard
You’re the reason I started wearing sunglasses indoors
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A human who gets mocked like a broken toaster at a coffee shop
Your hair is like a tornado had a baby with a mop
You’re the reason I don’t trust strangers
Your voice is like a goat that just ate a rock
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A person who gets made fun of so bad they might lose their soul
You’re the reason I started hating Mondays
Your fashion sense is like a clown at a funeral
You’re so bad, even the internet is tired of you
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A person who gets ridiculed like a failed experiment
You’re the reason I don’t trust scientists
Your cooking is like a warzone
You’re the reason my dog started crying
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