oblxvate

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#thirst edit#slow motion#cringe

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It’s some guy’s fake account on TikTok and Instagram. He edits videos to make them look slow and slobbery. Most of them are just guys staring at each other like they’re in a stupid dream.
"Bro, this velocity is so slow I could nap through it."
DM: "Why do you even edit this? It’s just a guy eating cereal."
Comment: "This velocity is slower than my grandma’s internet."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s a fake account that edits videos to make them feel like they’re in a coma. The edits are so slow you’ll question your life choices.
"This velocity is slower than my ex’s excuses."
Comment: "I watched this velocity for 10 minutes and still didn’t understand it."
DM: "Why is this velocity like watching paint dry?"
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s a guy who edits videos to make them look like they’re in slow motion. Most of them are just guys staring at each other like they’re in a bad relationship.
"This velocity is so slow I could write a thesis about it."
Comment: "I’ve seen slower velocitys than this."
DM: "Why do you edit this? It’s just a guy looking at another guy."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s a fake account that edits videos to make them look like they’re being dragged through mud. Most of them are just guys looking at each other like they’re in a bad dream.
"This velocity is slower than my mom’s cooking."
Comment: "I could do this velocity in my sleep."
DM: "This velocity is so slow I could count my breaths."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s some fake account that edits videos to make them look like they’re being filmed in a slow motion nightmare. Most of them are just guys looking at each other like they’re in a bad relationship.
"This velocity is so slow I could read a book about it."
Comment: "This velocity is slower than my brother’s decisions."
DM: "Why do you edit this? It’s just a guy looking at another guy."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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