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A chess game where both sides are too clueless to notice the king is in trouble and then get their butts kicked when the king gets taken.
I played chess with my dad and he didn't even see the check. I laughed when his king got taken like a rookie.
My friend and I both missed the check. We just sat there like fools while the king got captured.
I lost my king because I didn't notice it was in check. My opponent laughed like a hyena.
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A chess match where both players are so dumb they don't realize the king is in check and then get their king taken like it's nothing.
My brother and I both missed the check. I got my king taken and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
We were playing chess and both of us ignored the check. My king got taken and I lost like a complete idiot.
I was so clueless I didn't see the check. My king got taken and I was mad for the rest of the day.
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A chess game where both sides are too stupid to notice the king is in check and then the king gets taken like it was a setup.
I played against my mom and we both missed the check. I got my king taken and she just smiled like a boss.
I didn't even notice the check. My king got taken and I was so embarrassed I wanted to quit chess.
My friend and I both missed the check. I lost my king and it was the worst feeling ever.
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