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I told a joke about a chicken crossing the road. It was so bad my dog started crying.

My uncle told a joke about a toaster. I swear it was worse than a math test.

The kid in class told a joke about a sock. I think the teacher wants to die.

My friend told a joke about a banana. No one laughed. Even the janitor rolled his eyes.

At the party, someone told a joke about a sock. It was so bad, I left.

My mom told a joke about a cat. I think it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

My brother told a joke about a zucchini. I wanted to hit him with a pillow.

My teacher told a joke about a pencil. It was so bad, I almost failed math.

My cousin told a joke about a shoe. I swear I heard the neighbor’s dog laugh.

My friend told a joke about a hat. I felt like I was being mocked.

At the dinner table, my dad told a joke about a spoon. It was so bad, my sister started eating faster.

The guy on the bus told a joke about a sock. I wanted to scream.

My mom told a joke about a chair. It was like watching a movie that was made in the 80s.

My brother told a joke about a bicycle. It was so bad, I took a nap.

The kid in class told a joke about a pencil. I wish I had a time machine to go back and avoid it.

My cousin told a joke about a sock. I fell asleep before it even ended.

My teacher told a joke about a book. I started snoring in the middle of it.

My friend told a joke about a hat. I think my dog fell asleep too.