Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so nice you’re basically giving a blow job with your words.

I let him cheat on my test just because he asked nicely.

She gave me the last slice of pizza without even being asked.

He walked through the fire for me just to make me happy.

2

You’re so eager to please that you’d suck a donut through a straw just to make someone happy.

I brought her coffee before she even asked for it.

He fixed my car for free because he felt bad.

She rearranged her whole schedule to fit mine.

3

You’re so nice you might as well be giving head just to make people feel good.

He let me copy his homework even though he knew I cheated.

She gave me the best seat in the class just because I smiled.

He took my lunch money to buy me candy.

4

You’re so nice you might as well be doing fellacio just to be nice.

She let me skip math just because I asked once.

He brought me soup when I was sick and didn’t even ask.

I got extra credit just for being there.

5

You’re so willing to help that you might as well be doing fellacio for the whole school.

He helped me with my math test even though he failed it.

She let me borrow her notes just because I smiled at her.

He gave me his lunch money to buy me pizza.

6

You’re so nice you might as well be giving head just to make someone feel special.

He let me use his phone even though he was on a call.

She gave me the best seat in class just because I said hi.

He brought me snacks even though I didn’t ask.