Oblovius

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so obvious it makes your brain hurt and your mom’s face

I told you the test was easy. You failed. Your brain is broken.

This plan was so obvious I could’ve written it on a napkin. You didn’t even need the napkin.

He was cheating the whole time. It was like watching a toddler try to tie a shoe.

so clear it’s like your face when you eat the last slice of pizza

The answer was right there. You didn’t even need glasses.

You could’ve seen it coming. You just chose not to.

It was like watching a blind man read a sign.

so plain it’s like your dad’s advice and your brother’s hair

You should’ve known. You had the clues. You just ignored them like your brother ignores his hair.

It was so simple it could’ve been a bedtime story.

You could’ve figured it out in your sleep. You didn’t even need a calculator.

so easy it’s like your dog’s breath and your mom’s cooking

You could’ve done it with one hand. You used both and still failed.

It was so easy even your dog could’ve done it. And he’s still chewing your homework.

You had the tools. You had the time. You just didn’t want to do it.

so clear it’s like your face when you miss your bus and your dad’s lecture

You had the answer. You just didn’t want to use it. Like when you miss your bus.

It was so obvious it could’ve been your dad’s lecture. And that’s saying something.

You could’ve seen it coming. You just didn’t want to.