Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a fancy word for a long rectangle that sounds like you're bragging about your shape

You're not a square, you're oblonguler, and I'm not even mad.

Why are you still using the word rectangle? Be oblonguler.

You think you're special? You're just oblonguler.

2

a word so long and pointless it’s like your math teacher’s revenge

I'm not a rectangle, I'm oblonguler, and that’s final.

You don’t know geometry? You're oblonguler.

I'll fail you if you don’t learn oblonguler.

3

a word that only losers use to make themselves feel smart

You're not cool, you're oblonguler.

Stop saying rectangle, be oblonguler.

If you say rectangle one more time, I'll call you oblonguler.

4

a word that sounds like you're trying to impress someone who doesn’t care

You think you’re fancy? You're just oblonguler.

Why are you using that word? Be oblonguler.

You're not a rectangle, you're oblonguler, and I'm not impressed.

5

a word that makes your brain hurt and your enemies laugh

You're not a rectangle, you're oblonguler, and it's not even funny.

I'm not going to fail you, I'm just going to call you oblonguler.

You think you're smart? You're just oblonguler.