oblonglivious

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You're so clueless you could mistake a brick wall for a buffet and still think it's free food.

I asked him if he knew the test was tomorrow. He said, 'I thought it was next week. I had a date with my brain.'

She walked into the room covered in glitter and said, 'I just came from the gym.'

He tried to text me during class and got caught. He said, 'I didn't know it was a crime to think.'

You’re so out of it, you think your phone is a sandwich and your pants are a hat.

He tried to eat his phone because he thought it was a taco. His teacher gave him a time-out.

She wore her pants upside down and said, 'This is how I dress for success.'

He thought the fire alarm was a loud friend and kept talking to it.

You're so lost in your own dumbness, you think the moon is a conspiracy and your sock is a spaceship.

She told her mom, 'The moon is fake. It’s just a giant disco ball.'

He tried to send a sock to Mars because he thought it was a spaceship.

He believed the teacher was part of a secret society that only spoke in riddles.

You're so dense, you could walk through a crowd of screaming people and still think it's just a loud coffee shop.

He walked into a screaming crowd and said, 'This is just the weekend at Starbucks.'

She tried to talk over a loud argument and said, 'I'm just here for the ambiance.'

He thought the fire drill was just a really loud coffee ad.

You're so oblivious, you think your dog is a ghost and your homework is a personal attack.

He said, 'My dog is haunting me. It won’t stop barking at my math problems.'

She refused to do her homework because she thought it was a message from her ex.

He walked out of class because he thought the test was a trap set by his mom.