Oblonger

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A person who chases, likes, and constantly hits the like button on oblong reels. They're like the annoying kid in class who won't stop talking.

@OblongFan999 just liked my oblong reel for the 10th time this week. I'm gonna scream.

My oblonger cousin likes every single one of my oblong videos. Even the bad ones.

I’m an oblonger and I’m proud. I don’t care if it’s 3 a. m. and I’m watching oblong reels.

A decent cartoon that's kind of like South Park, but not as good. It was about a family covered in toxic waste and it got canceled because it sucked.

I watched Oblong for the first time and it was like watching my cousin’s old homework.

Oblong was the reason I stopped watching cartoons for a whole year.

Oblong was so bad, it made me cry. And I don’t cry easily.

When someone drinks so much vodka or other strong stuff that they puke for hours. It's like being drunk and then being sick.

After the party, I was oblungered and threw up in the trash can. It was glorious.

My friend went oblungered and vomited on the bus. It was a nightmare.

I drank so much vodka, I became an oblunger. And I’m not even sorry.

When someone’s brain goes blank and they stare into space like a lost puppy. It’s the worst part of being tired.

I had a blank thought for 10 minutes. It was like my brain went on vacation.

She was oblungered and just stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes.

I had a long blank thought. My brain was on strike.

The real name of rectangles. It's kind of like a rectangle with extra letters.

Oblong is just a fancy name for rectangle. It’s like a rectangle with a fashion degree.

They called it oblong, but it’s just a rectangle with a better attitude.

Oblong is a rectangle that thinks it's special.

Crazy in a fun or funny way. Like someone who thinks they're a superhero but they're just a kid.

My little brother is oblong. He thinks he's a superhero. He’s not.

She’s oblong and thinks she can dance like a pro. She can’t.

He’s oblong and thinks he can beat up the entire school. He can’t.

The only oblong in the U. S. It's a tiny village where the only cool thing is the cheerleading team.

Oblong is so small that it doesn’t even have a real name. It’s like the loser of the town.

Oblong is so tiny, the cheerleading team is the only thing that matters.

Oblong is a village where the only good thing is the math team. Everything else is bad.