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A guy who thinks he’s cool by flapping his wrist like a limp noodle. They all use this fancy computer called Oblong, which makes them look like they’re doing dance moves from hell.
'I’m so gay I can control my computer with my wrist.'
‘I don’t need a mouse, I have style.’
‘My wrist is smoother than your face.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks being effeminate is a superpower. They wear gloves to control a computer like it’s a magic trick, and they think it makes them look cool.
‘My gloves are my armor.’
‘I can control the world with my wrist.’
‘I’m not effeminate, I’m elite.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks being a limp-wristed showoff is the best thing since sliced bread. They use this fancy computer called Oblong, and it makes them look like they just walked out of a drag show.
‘I’m not showing off, I’m being elegant.’
‘I could control a spaceship with my wrist.’
‘You’re just jealous of my wrist.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks his wrist is more important than your brain. They use this weird computer called Oblong, and they think it makes them look like a king.
‘I rule the wrist kingdom.’
‘My wrist is stronger than your brain.’
‘I don’t need a brain, I have a wrist.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks being a showy, effeminate computer geek is the height of coolness. They use this fancy system called Oblong, and they wear gloves like they’re trying to impress a girl.
‘I’m not a geek, I’m a wrist wizard.’
‘Gloves are my love language.’
‘I don’t need a girlfriend, I have a computer.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks his wrist is the most important part of his body. They use this computer called Oblong, and they think it makes them look like a royal from a fairy tale.
‘My wrist is more important than your life.’
‘I can control the universe with my wrist.’
‘I’m not a royal, I’m a wrist king.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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