Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fake name of rectangles, like they’re trying to hide their true identity

The oblong was just a rectangle trying to be cool

My math teacher called it the oblong, which was just a rectangle trying to be fancy

The oblong is the rectangle’s fake Instagram name

2

Acting like you’re from another planet, but in a way that’s kind of hilarious

My cousin was oblong when he thought the sky was falling

She was oblong when she tried to explain the internet to her grandma

He was oblong when he told his boss he was going to work from Mars

3

Some rich guy who thinks he’s better than you because he has a gold-plated spoon

That oblong at the party spent more on his drink than I make in a month

The oblong at the restaurant got a free dessert just for looking rich

My neighbor is an oblong who thinks he owns the whole block

4

Something that’s kind of long, but not really straight or even, like it’s trying to be a rectangle but failing

My oblong pizza was a mess, but it was still kind of good

That oblong shoe looked like it had a bad day

The oblong table was just a rectangle that didn’t want to be seen

5

It’s like a leaf in Latin, a cigar in Spanish, and a rectangle in British, but in America it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘cigar shaped’

The oblong was just a fancy way of saying ‘cigar-shaped’

My teacher said it was from Latin, but I just thought it was a weird shape

It’s like the Spanish version of a rectangle

6

A cartoon that was as good as South Park, but got canceled because no one liked it enough

That oblong cartoon got canceled because no one watched it

It was like South Park but with more toxic waste and fewer jokes

The oblong was the best cartoon ever, but it died in the 2000s

7

When you drink so much vodka that you’re just one step away from dying, and then you vomit like a dragon

I had an oblong after drinking 10 shots of vodka

My friend had an oblong and vomited in the elevator

That oblong was so bad, I had to take a taxi home