obloidiness

My math homework looked like a warzone. I think I used 17 different colors just to keep from crying.

Nav tried to explain obloidiness to an alien. The alien cried. Nav got a D.

Bob asked what obloidiness was. I said 'a word that makes you feel dumb.' He cried.

My morning routine is obloid. I eat cereal with a spoon. Then I wear my pants upside down.

Nav said obloidiness was like a triangle with a bad attitude. I said that’s just my cousin.

Bob tried to draw obloidiness. It looked like a dog threw up on a math problem.

I got lost in the mall. That’s obloidiness. I just sat on the floor and ate a hot dog.

Nav tried to explain obloidiness to an alien. The alien said, 'I’m obloid too.'

Bob said obloidiness was the reason he failed math. I said, 'Yeah, and it’s also why you still wear pajamas to school.'

I looked up at the sky and thought it was a math test. That’s obloidiness. I cried.

Nav said obloidiness was like a shape that hates you. I said, 'That’s my brother.'

Bob tried to fight obloidiness. He lost. He now wears a math hat everywhere.

I tried to do math and my brain exploded. That’s obloidiness. I now speak in numbers.

Nav said obloidiness was the reason aliens exist. I said, 'Yeah, and they’re all in your math class.'

Bob tried to be smart. He became obloid. He now talks to calculators.