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'I swear that moon looked like it got hit by a drunk alien's spaceship.'

'Why is the moon so broken? It looks like it got run over by a drunk squirrel.'

'That moon is a mess. Like it was stepped on by a giant's muddy shoe.'

'That moon looks like a lazy kid drew it with one hand and a crayon.'

'If the moon was my kid’s homework, I’d throw it out the window.'

'That moon is like my brother’s doodle on a math test.'

'That moon looks like it got lost in space and forgot to brush its hair.'

'The moon is like my mom on a Monday morning, messy and confused.'

'That moon is so far away it forgot how to be pretty. It's like it got lost in a video game.'