oblogituary

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online death notice from a dead person; they talk like they're still alive and give the living a hard time

@deadguy: my kid forgot my birthday again. i’m gonna haunt them in their sleep

the obit said i died of embarrassment. that’s not true. i died of my kid’s dumb jokes

the deceased posted their own obit. it was a roast. the family was stunned

a dead person's post on the internet; they're still cussing and making the living feel bad

the obit was just a message from the grave. it said, 'i’m still mad about that divorce'

the dead guy posted his obit and said, 'i’m not done with you yet'

the obit was a rant. it started with 'you all let me die alone'

a dead person's message online; they’re still talking trash and giving the living a hard time

the obit was just a message from the dead. it said, 'i’m watching you all from the afterlife'

the obit read, 'i died, but i’m still mad about that stupid argument'

the deceased posted their own obit. it was just a long-ass message saying 'you all let me die'