Obloggation

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When your boss makes you write about stuff like meetings and office snacks like it’s your job and you’re stuck with it.
I had to blog about the coffee machine breaking again. It’s not a crime. It’s not a crime.
My boss said, 'Write about this meeting or I’ll make you eat the whole cake.'
I blogged about my coworker’s cat. It was a mistake.
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Writing about stuff you don’t care about for people who think your opinions matter.
I blogged about the printer jamming. It was a long post. It was a long post.
My boss said, 'Write about the team lunch or I’ll take away your snacks.'
I blogged about the office plant. It was just sad.
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Getting stuck with the job of making everyone read your thoughts about boring stuff.
I blogged about the meeting that lasted three hours. I’m still sore.
My boss said, 'Write about this or I’ll make you do the presentation.'
I blogged about the office dog. He didn’t like it.
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Forcing yourself to write about stuff that nobody wants to read and no one asked for.
I blogged about the office printer. It was a disaster. It was a disaster.
My boss said, 'Write about the team building or I’ll take away your coffee.'
I blogged about the office fridge. It was full of sadness.
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Getting stuck with the job of telling everyone what happened like it was your life’s mission.
I blogged about the office party. It was a waste of time.
My boss said, 'Write about this meeting or I’ll make you clean the bathroom.'
I blogged about the office lights. They were dim.
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When your boss makes you write about boring stuff like it’s a sport and you have no choice.
I blogged about the office break room. It was just a box.
My boss said, 'Write about this or I’ll make you do the team lunch.'
I blogged about the office calendar. It was confusing.
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