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Something you have to write about online because you promised someone, and you're too scared to back out.

My boss made me blog about the office party, and I still hate him.

I had to post about my failed attempt at making lasagna, and it's still on the internet.

My mom forced me to write about her new cat, and now everyone knows I'm a loser.

A situation where you are stuck writing about something online, and it's not even fun.

I had to blog about the company picnic, and I almost cried.

My friend made me write about his terrible haircut, and I regret it.

I had to post about my sister's screaming in the car, and I'm still mad.

A promise you made to write about something online, and you're going to fail at it.

I had to blog about my boss's weird socks, and I still feel bad about it.

My teacher made me write about the school play, and it was the worst.

I had to post about my dog's weird obsession with my shoes, and it was too much.

An online event you're stuck writing about, and it's making you look like an idiot.

I had to blog about the company's new logo, and I looked like a fool.

My friend made me write about his weird new hobby, and it was so bad.

I had to post about my mom's terrible dance moves, and I still can't believe it.

A thing you have to blog about because you're too lazy to say no, and now you're stuck with it.

I had to write about the office Christmas party, and I'm still mad.

My teacher made me blog about the science fair, and I almost died.

I had to post about my brother's weird obsession with lizards, and it's still online.