Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a cursed obsession with updating your blog even though no one cares

I posted a 500-word rant about my cat's bad hair day and got 2 likes

My blog is my only friend and it's judging me

I spent 3 hours writing about my sandwich and no one saw it

2

the embarrassment of having a blog and not being famous

My blog is like my diary but everyone can see it

I tried to write a poem and it was just me screaming into the void

I posted a picture of my face and got 1 like from my mom

3

the pain of writing for a blog that no one reads

I wrote a whole story about my toaster and no one cares

I posted a selfie and got 2 likes from my dog

I tried to make my blog cool and it just got worse

4

the madness of thinking your blog is important

I wrote a 10-page essay about my morning routine and got 0 likes

I posted a picture of my coffee and it was just me and my sadness

My blog is my only way to be famous and it's failing

5

the agony of having a blog and being ignored

I posted a poem about my feelings and got 1 like from my brother

I tried to make my blog funny and it was just me being sad

I wrote about my day and no one even saw it