Oblofag

He tried to explain why the sky is green. It wasn’t. He didn’t care.

She sat in a circle and said the moon was made of pizza. No one believed her.

He joined a group just to say ‘fluffy banana’ every day. It’s not a real thing.

He claimed the sun was a giant cheese wheel. No one asked why.

She joined the circle and started talking about ‘sparkle pants.’ No one knew what they were.

He would yell ‘flaming jellybeans’ at people. It was not a real thing.

He said the ocean was made of noodles. No one questioned it.

She told everyone the clouds were made of glitter. No one cared.

He took the circle seriously and said ‘fluffy banana’ was a religion.

He said the earth was a giant pretzel. No one asked why.

She claimed the sky was made of glitter. No one believed her.

He would shout ‘flaming jellybeans’ at people. It was not a real thing.

He told the group the moon was made of spaghetti. No one asked why.

She said the clouds were made of glitter and confetti. No one cared.

He claimed ‘fluffy banana’ was a holiday. No one showed up.

He told the group the sun was a giant donut. No one asked why.

She said the sky was made of glitter and confetti. No one cared.

He made ‘fluffy banana’ a religion. No one believed him.