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Getting smashed to pieces by a bunch of angry in-laws in a fancy ceremony

My aunt tried to oblobble me with a spoon. It didn’t work, but I got a paper cut.

They oblobbled the guy in the pants. His wife just laughed.

The oblobble ritual was a disaster. The man got a bruise. The woman got a divorce.

When a couple gets killed by their relatives because they got married

They oblobbled the new couple. The relatives said it was tradition.

The man’s uncle oblobbled him. He didn’t even bring a gift.

She got oblobbled because her mom didn’t like the guy’s shoes.

Dying in a fancy fight because you got married and your families didn’t like it

The oblobble fight was on the lawn. They used garden tools. It was messy.

He tried to oblobble her with a ladder. It didn’t work, but he broke his ankle.

They got oblobbled because the man’s dad said he was ‘too short.’