oblo

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An oblo is a dumb-ass rat with the face of a sad pizza. They’re always running around like a lunatic, but if you try to message them, they’ll take forever or ghost you completely. They’re usually decent at coding and will help you, but they’ll spam you with the word ‘penis’ or a stupid penis gif.
DM: ‘Hey oblo, can you help me with this code?’ Response: ‘penis’
He sends you a penis gif at 2 a. m. because he’s bored.
He helped me debug my app, then sent me 10 penis GIFs.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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An oblo is a little kid who’s round like a donut, and acts like they’re dying if you don’t compliment them every 5 minutes. They’re desperate to be liked, and they’re from the word ‘oblong’, because someone thought that was funny.
‘You’re the best, oblo!’ ‘I know, I’m perfect.’
He cried when I didn’t say ‘you’re the best’ in class.
He asked me for a hug after I said ‘meh’ to his drawing.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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An oblo is that white girl who yells ‘oblo’ at the Spanish kids like they’re the enemy. She’ll cuss you out in Spanish, then wave and say it again. Eventually, she learns Spanish, just to annoy you more.
‘Oblo!’ I yelled. She cussed me out in Spanish. ‘Oblo again!’
She learned Spanish just to say ‘oblo’ every time we passed by.
She said ‘oblo’ so much, I started speaking Spanish just to shut her up.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Oblo is a stupid word that means oblo. It’s like saying ‘hello’ is hello. It also means Roblox, which is a game with stupid hats and worse people.
‘Oblo is oblo, and that’s all I need to say.’
He tried to explain oblo for 10 minutes and it made no sense.
He said oblo is oblo, but he still doesn’t know what it means.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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An oblo is a big, smelly thing that you use when you’re happy, sad, or just want to make a fool of yourself.
He showed me his oblo and it smelled like old socks.
He used his oblo to cheer me up during a sad moment.
He said ‘penis’ so much, I thought he was trying to show me his oblo.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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