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Only Black Lives Matter means other people are just extra baggage
My cousin got arrested for yelling at a cop. I said 'That's not fair!' He said 'Yeah, but only Black Lives Matter.'
At the protest, someone threw a pizza at a cop. The cop yelled 'You're not even Black!'
My teacher gave me a D for talking too much. I said 'Only Black Lives Matter!' and she gave me an F.
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Only Black Lives Matter is like saying everyone else is just background noise
My dog bit a mailman. I said 'That's not fair!' My brother said 'Only Black Lives Matter.'
At the grocery store, the clerk yelled at a white kid. I said 'That's not fair!' He said 'Only Black Lives Matter.'
My mom got a ticket for parking wrong. I said 'Only Black Lives Matter!' and she got a second ticket.
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Only Black Lives Matter is when you act like everyone else is invisible
My friend got in trouble for chewing gum. I said 'That's not fair!' He said 'Only Black Lives Matter.'
At the restaurant, the waiter ignored my dad. I said 'That's not fair!' He said 'Only Black Lives Matter.'
My dad got fired for wearing a hat. I said 'Only Black Lives Matter!' and he got fired for being loud.
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