Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so clueless it’s like you’ve been living in a sewer and forgot to bring a flashlight.

I asked him where the pizza was and he said, 'I think it’s in the void.'

She texted me 'I’m coming to the party' and showed up in a different state.

He tried to explain the plot of the movie and I fell asleep mid-sentence.

2

You’re so lost you could get directions from a blind squirrel.

He said he was going to the store and came back with a cow.

She thought her phone was broken but it was just a message from her ex.

He followed a chicken across the street and got lost.

3

You’re so out of it you could sleep through a fireworks show in a thunderstorm.

He missed the entire meeting and said he was 'meditating in the void.'

She sent a text saying 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes' and showed up 3 hours later.

He tried to answer a question and just said, 'I think I’m dreaming.'

4

You’re so confused you could mix up a coffee shop and a spaceship.

He asked for a latte and got a rocket engine.

She thought her homework was a spaceship and launched it into the sky.

He tried to read a book and just said, 'This is a map to nowhere.'

5

You’re so clueless you think a donut is a hat and a hat is a donut.

He wore a donut to the meeting and said it was his new hat.

She tried to eat her hat and said it tasted like a donut.

He took a donut and said it was a new way to wear his hat.

6

You’re so lost you could find your way to the moon and forget to come back.

He said he was going to the moon and came back with a bagel.

She took a detour through a cave and got lost in a forest.

He walked in circles for 10 minutes and said, 'I’m going to the center of the earth.'