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#apocalyptic dumbass#end-of-world enthusiast#self-hating human

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A dumb head that wants the whole mess to blow up just because life is too much and you hate yourself and everything around you. Like you’re screaming for the sky to fall so you can stop being a useless pain in the ass.
'I wish the world would end so I don’t have to deal with my own stupidity anymore.'
’If the Earth explodes, I’ll be the last one to die, and that’s a promise.’
’I’m not sad. I’m just waiting for the end of the world because I’m too lazy to fix my life.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re so sick of everything that you’d rather the universe crash into a black hole than deal with your own bad decisions and your friends’ dumb choices.
’I’d rather the sun die than listen to my friend’s terrible life choices.’
’If the world ends, I’ll be the one who caused it, and that’s a win.’
’I’ve had enough of this nonsense. Let’s all burn to death.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A crazy feeling that everything needs to stop being what it is, even if it means the world explodes, your friends turn into zombies, and you end up being the last dumb person left standing.
’I don’t want to live anymore. I want the world to end, and I want it to be my fault.’
’If the world ends, I’ll be the one who caused it, and I’ll be the only one left to enjoy it.’
’I’d rather die than be the last person in the world who still has no idea what’s going on.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you hate your life so much that you’re begging for the end of everything, even if it means being the last dumbass left on Earth with no friends and no purpose.
’I wish the whole world would just collapse so I don’t have to deal with my own dumb life anymore.’
’If the Earth explodes, I’ll be the last one left and I’ll be happy about it.’
’I’m not crying. I’m just waiting for the end of the world because I’m too lazy to fix my problems.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid obsession with the idea that everything needs to end, even if it means you’re the only idiot left on Earth and you have no idea what’s going on anymore.
’I wish the world would end so I can stop being the dumbest person in it.’
’If the Earth explodes, I’ll be the one who caused it and I’ll be the only one left to enjoy it.’
’I don’t want to live anymore. I just want the world to end and I want it to be my fault.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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