Oblivoid

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A clueless human who thinks they're the center of the universe and doesn't realize how dumb they look.

They walked into the room and started talking about their dog like it was a celebrity.

They asked me if I knew who they were and then proceeded to tell me their whole life story.

They tried to explain why they failed a test and it involved a conspiracy theory about the pencil.

A person who has no idea what's going on and still thinks they're the best at everything.

They thought they were the best at chess because they moved one piece and then gave up.

They started a fight in the lunchroom because someone didn't smile at them.

They tried to sing in the shower and then yelled at the toilet for not listening.

Someone who thinks they're the smartest person in the room but can't tell the difference between a question and a comment.

They answered a question about math like it was a personal attack.

They tried to explain why the sky is blue and it involved a secret society of clouds.

They started crying because someone didn't like their opinion.

A person who doesn't know what's happening around them and still thinks they're the most important person in the world.

They walked into the classroom and started talking about their breakfast like it was a debate.

They asked me why I was mad and then told me their entire life story.

They tried to argue with the teacher because the clock was wrong.

A person who thinks they're the best at everything but can't tell the difference between being ignored and being insulted.

They yelled at the bus driver for not waving at them.

They tried to explain why they were late and it involved a dragon blocking the road.

They started a fight with the principal because someone didn't like their hair.