oblivocity

I walked right past the fire alarm going off and still didn't realize it was me who set it off.

My mom tried to tell me my pants were on backwards, but I just said, 'No way, I look cool.'

I had a whole conversation with the ceiling about my ex, and I didn't even notice my friend laughing at me.

I told my teacher I was doing my homework when I was actually eating a whole bag of chips.

I was ranting about how my dog is the best, but I didn't know my dog was on the other side of the house.

I yelled at my friend for not replying, but I had my phone on silent the whole time.