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A guy so clueless he can’t tell a hot girl is flirting with him even when she’s throwing herself at him like a damn buffet. People call him a retard because he’s also a total idiot.
He walked past the hottest girl in school and said, 'Hey, do you want a snack?'
He asked my sister out and then asked her if she wanted fries with that.
He didn’t realize the girl was making eye contact with him for ten minutes.