Oblivit

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When you cram so much crap into something too tiny it’s like trying to fit a whole damn cow in a backpack.

I tried to pack my entire life into a suitcase the size of a shoebox. Oblivit hit me like a brick to the face.

My mom brought 10 pies to a party and tried to fit them in a single basket. Oblivit was real.

He tried to put 200 bucks in a 50-dollar bill envelope. Oblivit was his middle name.

You invite someone just because you know they'll find out you went to the party with all their friends and your ex.

I invited my ex's best friend to the party. Oblivit was about to start when he saw my ex there.

She invited her crush just so he’d find out I was there too. Oblivit hit like a slap.

He invited his mom just so she'd find out his whole family was there. Oblivit was the worst.

When you have to invite someone to an event you originally planned to skip because you’re stuck with no choice.

I had to invite my annoying cousin to the concert I didn’t even want to go to. Oblivit was my new best friend.

She had to invite her ex to the birthday party she wanted to skip. Oblivit was in full force.

He was forced to invite his boss to the picnic he wanted to miss. Oblivit was the only one there.

When you stick earphones in your ears and block out everything around you like you're a deaf, angry, and slightly insane kid.

He had his earphones on so loud I couldn’t even hear my own thoughts. Oblivit was his whole life.

She had her headphones on so loud the whole bus was vibrating. Oblivit was her new hobby.

He was so into his music he didn’t even notice the fire. Oblivit was his death.