oblivious to the internet

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Blind to the internet's madness and doesn't know what's going on.
My grandma asked why everyone was laughing at a raccoon wearing a hat.
My uncle sent me a text saying 'What is this meme everyone is talking about? It looks like a cat falling off a couch.'
My cousin tried to explain TikTok to me and I thought it was a new kind of homework.
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Stuck in the past and doesn't know what's trending online.
My dad thought 'Doge' was a new type of dog that needed a collar.
My mom asked if 'yeet' was a new way to throw a ball.
My brother thought 'Among Us' was a new video game for dogs.
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Too dumb to know what's hot on the internet right now.
My uncle thought 'Renegade' was a new dance for cows.
My grandma tried to join a Zoom call and asked if it was a new type of phone.
My cousin didn't know who 'Lil Nas X' was and thought he was a new teacher.
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Living in a bubble and doesn't know what's happening online.
My dad didn't know who 'Kendrick Lamar' was and thought he was a new type of robot.
My mom tried to watch a YouTube video and asked if it was a new kind of TV show.
My brother didn't know what 'SpongeBob' was and thought it was a new type of sandwich.
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So clueless about the internet that they don't know what's popular.
My grandma asked if 'Drake' was a new kind of cake.
My uncle thought 'Billie Eilish' was a new type of fish.
My cousin didn't know who 'Kylie Jenner' was and thought she was a new celebrity dog.
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Too stupid to know what's trending on the internet.
My dad thought 'TikTok' was a new kind of treadmill.
My mom tried to use Instagram and asked if it was a new type of calendar.
My brother thought 'Snapchat' was a new kind of snack.
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