Oblivious Tango

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#flirtingfail#blindgirl#tangoconfusion

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It takes two to tango but only one is blind. Usually the girl is so clueless she thinks she's doing the whole dance by herself and the guy is just standing there like a confused idiot.
She kept winking at him like he was her best friend but he had no idea she was trying to flirt.
He was staring at her like she was a ghost but she thought he was being weird.
She walked past him three times and he still didn’t get it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl thinks she’s sending signals but the guy is just there like, 'What the hell is happening?' and she’s too dumb to notice.
She leaned on his desk and he thought she was just being weird, but she thought she was being cool.
She sent him three texts about her cat and he thought she was just being friendly.
She waved at him like he was her long-lost brother but he thought she was just being annoying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The girl is so clueless she thinks she’s the only one dancing. The guy is just there like, 'Why is this happening? I didn’t sign up for this.'
She smiled at him like he was her favorite person but he had no idea what was going on.
She tapped him on the shoulder and he thought she was being weird but she thought it was a full-on flirt.
She started a conversation with him about the weather and he thought it was normal, but she thought it was a sign.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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