Oblivious Poligamist

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A famous person who thinks they're the only one getting laid, even though they've got a whole damn harem.
He posted a selfie with his new wife, not realizing his old one was watching the whole thing.
She texted her husband, 'I’m coming home,' not knowing he was with his third wife at the mall.
He told the paparazzi, 'I’m single,' while his four wives were arguing in the background.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A well-known person who’s clueless about having multiple spouses, like they’re the only person in the world.
He asked for a divorce, not knowing he had three more wives waiting in the wings.
She kissed her husband in public, not realizing his other wife was sitting in the front row.
He told a reporter, 'I’ve never been married,' while his two ex-wives were fighting over his attention.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A famous person who thinks they’re the only one in the relationship, even though they’ve got a whole bunch of other people.
He proposed to his fifth wife, not knowing his first one was still alive.
She posted a video of her husband cheating, not realizing he had a whole squad.
He said, 'I’m finally free,' while his three other wives were getting ready to take him to court.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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