oblivious jet fan

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a person who thinks the jets are actually good and still wears their jersey to school like they’re not embarrassed by how bad they are
I wore my Jets jersey to lunch and got laughed at by the whole cafeteria
I bet $5 on the Jets beating the Chargers and lost because I'm a fool
My mom thinks I'm cool because I wear a Jets shirt every day even though they lost 5 games last week
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someone who believes the Jets are awesome and will spend money on a stupid football bet just to prove it
I spent $5 on a bet that the Jets would beat the Chargers and lost because I’m an idiot
I told my friend I’d wear my Jets shirt to the mall and I did, even though they lost
I still think the Jets are going to win the Super Bowl even though they lost 10 games
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a human who thinks the Jets are amazing and is too proud to admit they’re not
I wore my Jets jersey to the grocery store like it’s a badge of honor
I bet my last $5 on the Jets and lost because I’m too proud to be right
I still believe the Jets are going to win the Super Bowl even though they lost 12 games
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