Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A straight person who thinks gay people are just a myth and refuses to believe they exist

'Why would anyone want to be gay? That’s just a phase.'

They walked past a Pride parade and said, 'That’s just a bunch of losers wearing costumes.'

They asked, 'Why can’t you just be normal?'

2

A straight person who thinks being gay is a curse and acts like it's a problem they have to solve

'If I could just fix them, they'd be happy.'

They tried to convert a friend by giving them a Bible and a cup of tea.

They said, 'You just need to be more manly.'

3

A straight person who thinks gay people are weird and acts like they’re the only normal ones

'They’re all just confused.'

They laughed at a drag show and said, 'That’s just sad.'

They said, 'I’d never be that weird.'

4

A straight person who thinks gay people are just making things up and doesn’t believe they’re real

'They’re all just pretending.'

They said, 'I don’t believe in that nonsense.'

They called a friend a ‘fraud’ for coming out.

5

A straight person who thinks being gay is a disease and wants to cure it

'They just need medicine.'

They said, 'I can fix them.'

They tried to give a gay friend a pill and said, 'Take this and be normal.'

6

A straight person who acts like being gay is the worst thing ever and doesn’t get why people are happy about it

'Why would anyone want to be gay? That’s the worst life choice.'

They said, 'I’d rather be dead than be gay.'

They called being gay 'a disaster.'