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when your buddy is getting laid at a party and you walk in like a drunk elephant and smash the tv on the bed, knocking the vcr on the girl's head like she's a piñata.
I walked in like I was the Hulk and broke the tv on the bed. The girl looked like she just got hit by a ceiling fan.
I fell into the room and hit the tv so hard it knocked the vcr on her head. She looked confused and mad.
I came in drunk and smashed the tv. The vcr went flying and hit the girl like she was a target.
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when your friend is having sex and you stumble in like a clumsy idiot and knock the vcr on the girl's head because you’re too drunk to know what’s happening.
I walked in like I was a zombie and knocked the vcr on her head. She looked like she was about to cry.
I came in drunk and hit the tv. The vcr flew and hit her. It was like a horror movie.
I walked in stumbling and knocked the vcr on her head. She looked like she just got attacked by a robot.
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when you crash into a bedroom at a party and mess up someone’s sexy time by knocking the vcr on the girl’s head because you’re too wasted to care.
I walked in drunk and messed up their sexy time by knocking the vcr on her head. She looked like she was ready to scream.
I came in like a drunk tornado and knocked the vcr on her head. It was like a slap fight.
I stumbled in and knocked the vcr on her head. She looked like she just got hit by a flying sock.
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