Oblivious Cock Block

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When a parent doesn't realize they're stopping their kid's sex life by being home. They’re like a giant block in the way, and they don't even know it.
Dad: 'I'm just watching TV.' Kid: 'That's why I can't get it on.'
Mom: 'I'm here for dinner.' Kid: 'That’s why I can't have my snack.'
Parent: 'I’m not going out.' Kid: 'You’re the reason I can’t have fun.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A parent is like a cockblock ghost. They're home, they're not helping, and they're getting in the way of the kid’s fun without even knowing.
Kid: 'Dad’s here, I can't do anything.' Dad: 'I'm just here.'
Kid: 'Mom’s at home again.' Mom: 'I was just cooking.'
Kid: 'Why can’t I have my privacy?' Parent: 'I was just sleeping.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a parent is so clueless, they’re blocking the kid’s love life without even trying. It’s like they’re a cockblock in a suit.
Kid: 'Dad’s in the house.' Dad: 'I’m just here.'
Kid: 'Mom’s home again.' Mom: 'I was just eating.'
Kid: 'Why can’t I have my date?' Parent: 'I was just resting.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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