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A total blank. Like they forgot their own face and their own name.
My mom walked into a wall and didn't even notice.
He spilled his whole lunch and still didn't get it.
She got yelled at and kept talking like nothing happened.
oblivious
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David. That's all you need to know.
David is the guy who forgot his own birthday.
David is the reason we all have a headache.
David is the guy who still thinks he's cool.
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A word that sounds fancy but means you're a clueless idiot.
He used the word in a sentence and didn't know what it meant.
She said it like it was a superpower.
He used it to explain why he missed the test.
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As dead as a zombie who got hit by a truck.
He was so oblivious, he didn't notice the zombie behind him.
She was so oblivious, she didn't notice the truck.
He was oblivious like he was brain-dead.
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Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. He’s a genius but also the dumbest kid ever.
He built a rocket but forgot to put fuel in it.
He invented time travel but still forgot his homework.
He made a robot but it just sat there.
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Blind, deaf, and brain-dead all at once.
He walked into a wall and didn't even flinch.
She didn't hear the bell ring and kept talking.
He didn't notice the teacher standing behind him.
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Stupid enough to think they're a genius.
He failed the test and still thought he aced it.
She walked into class and said she was the best.
He didn't even know what the question was.