Obliviot

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A clueless moron who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're obviously wrong.

"I don't know why everyone's laughing. I was just being normal.", said the Obliviot who walked into a wall.

"I didn't see the sign. It was right there. I swear.", while still walking into a wall.

"Why is my hair sticking up? I didn't do anything to it.", while wearing a helmet.

A human who doesn't realize they're a complete disaster and thinks the world is against them.

"Why did I fail the test? The teacher didn't even give me a chance.", even though he drew a cat on the exam.

"I didn't cheat. I just... didn't study.", while still drawing a cat on the exam.

"Everyone's out to get me. I'm not crazy. I'm just right.", said the Obliviot who fell out of a tree.

A brain-dead fool who doesn't know they're being a brain-dead fool.

"I didn't do anything wrong. The world just hates me.", while still wearing a helmet and walking into a wall.

"I didn't break the chair. It just didn't want to be used anymore.", said the Obliviot who sat on it.

"I didn't eat the whole pizza. I just... liked it a lot.", while still eating the whole pizza.

A total mess who doesn't even realize they're the total mess.

"I didn't miss the bus. The bus just didn't want to take me.", while still standing outside the bus stop.

"I didn't forget my homework. It just... disappeared.", said the Obliviot who left it on the floor.

"I didn't lose my keys. They just went on a vacation.", while still looking for them under the couch.

A dumbass who thinks they're smart and doesn't know they're dumb.

"I didn't fail. I just... had a bad day.", while still failing the test.

"I didn't say anything stupid. I just said something normal.", while still being yelled at by everyone.

"I didn't trip over my own feet. I just... tripped.", said the Obliviot who fell into a puddle.