Obliviosity

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Being born with no brain cells and thinking the whole world is asleep.

I walked past my best friend and didn't notice him because I thought he was a tree.

She asked me if I wanted coffee and I said yes, then realized I had no idea what coffee was.

He sat in the middle of the room and screamed into a pillow because he thought it was a phone.

You're so clueless that you think your own name is a brand of cereal.

I told him my name was Jake and he replied, 'Oh, I love that cereal!'

She walked into class and said, 'Hey, is this the cereal room?'

He tried to eat his name and it tasted like breakfast.

You're so out of it that you think your phone is a portal to another dimension.

He opened his phone and screamed, 'The portal is open!'

She tried to text her mom and ended up summoning a ghost.

He texted 'Hello' and got a reply from the future.

You're so lost in your own head that you think your thoughts are coming from a different person.

He was talking to himself and thought he was arguing with his brother.

She told her dog to go to sleep and then realized she was talking to herself.

He said, 'Why is my brother yelling at me?' and then realized he was yelling at himself.

You're so clueless that you think the sun is a giant light bulb in the sky.

He told his teacher, 'The sun is broken, it's flickering!'

She walked outside and shouted, 'Turn that light bulb off!'

He tried to fix the sun with a screwdriver and got yelled at by the clouds.

You're so out of it that you think your shoes are alive and talking to you.

He told his friend, 'My shoes are arguing about breakfast.'

She started whispering to her shoes and then got a reply.

He said his shoes were going on vacation and he had to take them to the airport.