oblivios

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Too dumb to notice anything. Like a brain-dead zombie who doesn’t know they’re being stupid.

I spilled my coffee on my boss and said nothing. I’m oblivios.

He walked into a wall and still didn’t realize it.

She texted me during a meeting and didn’t even notice.

A person so lost in their own stupidity they think the world revolves around them.

He thought he was the best at everything and didn’t even notice his failures.

She failed a test and still thought she aced it.

He asked the same question 10 times and still didn’t get it.

Born with no brain, living in a world of nonsense, and always tripping over their own stupidity.

He forgot his own name and still didn’t care.

She walked into a party and didn’t know why she was there.

He sat in a chair for 10 minutes and didn’t realize he was sitting.

So clueless they think the sky is green and don’t realize they’re making everyone else’s life a nightmare.

He didn’t know he was late and still didn’t care.

She ruined the dinner and didn’t even notice.

He forgot his own birthday and still didn’t seem to care.