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A bunch of loudmouths who think they’re rock gods but can’t even tune their guitars properly.

My cousin’s in this band and he still can’t play the riff right.

They screamed so loud at the show I got a headache and a free pizza.

Their manager said they’re the next big thing, but I’ve seen a dog with better vocals.

A group of people who think they’re cool, but they’re just loud and bad at music.

I tried to befriend them, but they just yelled at me and played a song about their pet goat.

They wore matching shirts and acted like they were the best thing since sliced bread.

I left the concert because I couldn’t handle their stupid voices anymore.

A band that thinks they’re awesome, but they’re just a bunch of guys who can’t shut up.

They played for an hour and only sang one song. And it was bad.

I asked them to stop, but they just kept screaming and playing.

Their lead singer is so loud he could wake the dead.