Oblivion Guard

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A creepy cop who knows when you're sneaking up on him. If you don't crouch, he'll either kill you, drag you to jail, or take your gold if you're lucky.

I was robbing a bank when he showed up. I forgot to crouch. He took my gold and my dignity.

I tried to sneak past him. He saw me. I got arrested and my gold was gone.

He knew I was there. I didn't crouch. He killed me. I didn't get my gold.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cop with a sixth sense who will punish you if you don't crouch. He’ll beat you up, lock you up, or take your gold if you're smart enough to bribe him.

I crouched and got away. He didn’t see me. I kept my gold.

I forgot to crouch. He saw me. He beat me up and took my gold.

I bribed him with gold. He let me go. I was smart.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cop who can sense you sneaking around. If you don't crouch, he'll drag you to jail, kill you, or take your gold depending on your luck.

I tried to sneak in. He saw me. I got arrested and my gold was gone.

He took my gold and let me go. I was lucky.

I forgot to crouch. He killed me. No gold. No life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cop who knows when you're trying to sneak up on him. If you don't crouch, he'll beat you, lock you up, or take your gold if you’re not a dumbass.

I crouched. He didn’t see me. I kept my gold.

He beat me up. I didn’t crouch. I got locked up.

I bribed him. He took my gold and let me go. I was lucky.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cop with a sixth sense who will hurt you or take your gold if you're not smart enough to crouch while you do something illegal.

I didn’t crouch. He saw me. He took my gold and locked me up.

I crouched. He didn’t see me. I kept my gold.

I tried to sneak up on him. He knew. He beat me up.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cop who will either kill you, take your gold, or lock you up if you don’t crouch while you’re doing something illegal.

He killed me. I didn’t crouch. I got no gold.

I crouched. He didn’t see me. I kept my gold.

He took my gold. I bribed him. I got away.

by Slangipedia 7d ago