Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A digital crack so good it will make you forget your own name and your mom’s face

I played Oblivion for 18 hours straight. My mom walked in and I didn’t even notice.

I sold my dog to buy a better computer for Oblivion. Worth it.

My friend got dumped and now he’s in social oblivion. He’s like a ghost.

2

A game so good it will make your brain melt and your computer cry. It’s like hell, but with elves and fire.

I spent $1000 on a new computer just to play Oblivion. My old one died from sadness.

My cousin got stuck in Oblivion for three days. He forgot how to breathe.

Oblivion is like a giant middle finger from Bethesda to the entire world.

3

A game so bad you have to sell your best friend just to afford a computer that can run it.

I sold my best friend to get a better computer. Now I can’t play Oblivion without feeling guilty.

My friend sold his pet turtle to buy a new computer. It was a stupid move.

I sold my mom’s favorite chair. Worth it for Oblivion.

4

A state where you’re so lost in your own thoughts you might as well be dead.

I was in social oblivion for a month. No one remembered me.

After getting dumped, I forgot my own name. That’s how deep I was in oblivion.

I got so lost in Oblivion I forgot how to eat.

5

A game so good it should be illegal. It’s like a giant cake of fun that you can’t stop eating.

I ate the entire cake of Oblivion. Now I can’t stop playing.

Oblivion is the best game ever. Period. No arguments.

I got addicted to Oblivion. My computer died from overuse.

6

A game that will take over your life, your brain, and possibly your soul. It’s coming out soon, and I’m scared.

Oblivion is coming out soon. I might die from happiness.

I’ve been waiting for this game for months. I’m ready to get obliterated.

If this game is as good as the others, I won’t see the sun again.

7

The best game ever. No one can argue with me. It’s like a god gave you a cake and a computer.

Oblivion is the best game ever. I have proof.

I like Oblivion more than my mom. That’s how good it is.

Oblivion is like a god sent me a cake and a computer.